No matter how hard they try to achieve parental perfection, sometimes life works against them. Kids are unruly; things break, meals tank and trips to the grocery store for milk and bread have to be made at the least optimal times. Oh yes, sometimes motherhood can bring a woman to her knees, but no matter what kind of crazy-hard day a mommy is having, they are still winning at life when compared to these messy Walmart moms.
Nobody does terrible like true Walmart moms, and these folks are the baddest of the bad!
15. Taking His Son For A Spin Through Aisle Nine
This image proves that it isn’t just the Walmart mothers who are a unique breed of parent. The Walmart dads are also making some very questionable choices while out and about. This father should probably look into other, more appropriate, and sanitary ways to entertain his young son while doing the weekly grocery shopping.
14. The Family That Dresses Up Together Stays Together
While engaging in pretend to play with your youngster isn’t exactly something we discourage, we do wonder what is wrong with grown people who don’t shed the Pokemon costumes before embarking on a family outing to the local Walmart store. Unless it is Halloween, sporting these costumes while picking up necessities is discouraged.
13. Well That’s One Way To Do It
That’s going to leave a mark! Who thinks to do this, in public at that? The fine folks of your local Walmart Superstore do. The plunger possibilities that they conjure up are pretty creative. Here one parent is turning a poop pusher into a child-carrying contraption. Let’s hope this thing has some super suction.
12. Hitching A Ride
The child birthing hips here are serving their purpose long after the baby years have come and gone. We aren’t saying that women should feel pressured to lose the baby pounds in record time, or ever at all, but if the bootie is suddenly serving as a legit standing shelf, then it might be time to look into a health plan.
11. Right Where We Set Our Produce
To be fair, having to walk all the way back into the store to change the baby seems like a lot of extra work. Really though mom, could you not do everyone else a solid and at least change the tot on the seat of your car? No one wants fecal matter on their produce!
10. Not A Toy
We are all for giving kids random objects to keep themselves busy while grocery items get checked off of the list, but come on people! Let’s at least give our kids things that are safe. Plastic bags should never find their way into small children’s’ hands because stuff like THIS can take place.
9. Puppies Or Kids
Kid leashes are pretty controversial. Some parents sing their praises while others shun them entirely. This Walmart mom seems to be taking no chances with her gaggle of little ones. Forget the cart! She is just going to hook them up like puppies and stroll on through the store aisles.
8. The Queen Of Walmart Shopping
This blonde beauty riding an amigo through her Walmart Superstore is none other than June, mother, of the infamous Honey boo boo. The former child beauty queen looks to be over her outing with mom as she takes a rest in the dairy aisle. If there was ever going to be a public face for Walmart mothers everywhere, it’s this gem right here.
7. Public Shaming 101
This Walmart shopper was likely trying to prove her hardcore momming abilities with her choice of reprimand, but this kind of thing almost always flops miserably. Anytime you choose to embarrass your child in public purposely. You are probably going to end up doing more bad than good. No need to rub salt into the wound there Walmart mom.
6. Earn Your Keep Junior
This tactic isn’t the safest thing that we have seen, but sometimes a Walmart mom has to do what is necessary to get what she needs. This parent made no apologies for her decision to send her young child up to the tippy top of the shelving unit to reach whatever was deemed super important. From the looks of the picture, it’s sugary soda that was worth risking a kid’s life over.
5. Even This Kid Has Had It With The Moms Of Walmart
Those carts only have so much space available, so sometimes Walmart moms have to get creative to squeeze shopping items and kids into the shopping cart. This boy has his head dragging on the germy floor while the cans of pop are sitting snug in the center of the shopping cart. Way to prioritize Walmart mom.
4. Don’t Make Me Use This Lunch Food!
To her defense, she does have a shirt on and hopefully shoes. The issue is that the shirt looks to be several sizes too small. This Walmart mom is about to lose her mind with her offspring in the self serve hotdog section. We wish we could see her face when she turned around and discovered that her son made himself some warpaint out of the catsup and mustard.
3. Pantsless Wonder
Hold the phone. In what universe do parents think that it is entirely acceptable to let their kids wander around public spaces sans shoes and PANTS! The Walmart universe that is. This mom could not be bothered to do much more than throw a tee shirt on her child before heading up to the superstore. Gross.
2. Safety First!
What could go wrong here? Last time we checked, those shopping carts aren’t the safest things around. One bump gone wrong and that entire moped box is going to be sitting on this young kid’s face. This image defies all logic and common sense and frankly makes our blood pressure skyrocket just looking at it.
1. Wearing Her Sunday Best
Don’t get too dressed up now, mama. Look. We aren’t looking for stockings and high heels every time you need to run out and grab paper towels and dish detergent, but we are hoping that you sport clothes that don’t belong to your nine-year-old kid and perhaps a bra. Keep it classy moms of Walmart. Never change.