25+ Funny Microsoft Windows Jokes That Will Make You Laugh - Small Joys

We've updated our Privacy Policy. By continuing to use Small Joys, you are agreeing to these updates.

Skip to content


funny microsoft windows jokes13 e1552381075499.jpg?resize=1200,630 - 25+ Funny Microsoft Windows Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

25+ Funny Microsoft Windows Jokes That Will Make You Laugh

Microsoft windows is our best computer companion and partner in crime. Since its initial release 33 years ago, windows has now been transformed into fast, flexible and friendly operating system. Microsoft leave no stone unturned in fixing bugs and adding new features, however, there are so many things that sometimes completely deceive us with unusual surprises like “this won’t take long” or “something happened” installing updates while you are working.

Here are some painfully funny Microsoft windows jokes that will put a smile on your face.

ADVERTISEMENT

 

#15 Biggest Lie In The History Of The World

Biggest Lie In The History Of The World

ADVERTISEMENT

 

#2 Update And Restart

 Update And Restart

ADVERTISEMENT

 

#3 This Computer Repair Shop’s Windows Windows

ADVERTISEMENT

This Computer Repair Shop

ADVERTISEMENT

 

#4 Windows XP Nostalgia

 Windows XP Nostalgia

ADVERTISEMENT

 

#5 Convinced Tech-Illiterate Friend To Upgrade To Windows 10. Told Him It Was Fool-Proof. When He Asked How He’d Fix It If Something Went Wrong, I Said “Nothing Is Going To Happen”. He Sent Me This

ADVERTISEMENT

Convinced Tech-Illiterate Friend To Upgrade To Windows 10. Told Him It Was Fool-Proof. When He Asked How He

ADVERTISEMENT

 

#6 Being Honest With Microsoft

ADVERTISEMENT

Being Honest With Microsoft

ADVERTISEMENT

 

#7 I Feel Like Windows Mistakenly Did Something Horrible To My Files, And Then Managed To Fix Them While In A Panic

ADVERTISEMENT

 I Feel Like Windows Mistakenly Did Something Horrible To My Files, And Then Managed To Fix Them While In A Panic

ADVERTISEMENT

 

#8 My Daughter Was Excited For Her First Computer Homework, But Then She Had Her First Experience With Windows Update Instead

ADVERTISEMENT

 My Daughter Was Excited For Her First Computer Homework, But Then She Had Her First Experience With Windows Update Instead

ADVERTISEMENT

 

#9 Unintentional Modern Art

 Unintentional Modern Art

ADVERTISEMENT

 

#10 Windows Being Windows

 Windows Being Windows

ADVERTISEMENT

 

#11 Bravery And Internet Explorer

ADVERTISEMENT

Bravery And Internet Explorer

ADVERTISEMENT

 

#12 Ctrl + Alt + Del

Ctrl + Alt + Del

ADVERTISEMENT

 

#13 Apparently My Computer At Work Wasn’t Having It Today

ADVERTISEMENT

Apparently My Computer At Work Wasn

ADVERTISEMENT

 

#14 Today I Found Out Where The Windows Logo Came From

ADVERTISEMENT

Today I Found Out Where The Windows Logo Came From

ADVERTISEMENT

 

#15 Chair.exe Has Stopped Working

ADVERTISEMENT

Chair.exe Has Stopped Working

ADVERTISEMENT

 

#16 I Just Wanted Some Water…

ADVERTISEMENT

 I Just Wanted Some Water...

ADVERTISEMENT

 

#17 Those F**king Updates

ADVERTISEMENT

Those F**king Updates

ADVERTISEMENT

 

#18 Blue Screen Of Death On The Mall

ADVERTISEMENT

 Blue Screen Of Death On The Mall

ADVERTISEMENT

 

#19 Clippy! Is That You, Old Friend?

ADVERTISEMENT

Clippy! Is That You, Old Friend?

ADVERTISEMENT

 

#20 Windows

Windows

ADVERTISEMENT

 

#21 What Improvements Could Be Made To Windows 10?

ADVERTISEMENT

What Improvements Could Be Made To Windows 10?

ADVERTISEMENT

 

#22 Pretty Much Guaranteed To Crash

ADVERTISEMENT

Pretty Much Guaranteed To Crash

ADVERTISEMENT

 

#23 Beware

Beware

ADVERTISEMENT

#24 Microsoft At It’s Finest

ADVERTISEMENT

Microsoft At It

ADVERTISEMENT

 

#25 Delete Windows?

Delete Windows?

ADVERTISEMENT

 

#26 Wandows Is Now Working Ngrmadly

ADVERTISEMENT

Wandows Is Now Working Ngrmadly

ADVERTISEMENT

 

#27 Loudest Sounds Ever

 Loudest Sounds Ever

ADVERTISEMENT

 

#28 Nearly Gave Me A Heart Attack Upon First Glance

ADVERTISEMENT

Nearly Gave Me A Heart Attack Upon First Glance

ADVERTISEMENT

 

#29 Ahhhh Yes

Ahhhh Yes

ADVERTISEMENT

 

#30 Oh No, Someone Forgot To Turn The Cool Sign On

ADVERTISEMENT

 Oh No, Someone Forgot To Turn The Cool Sign On

ADVERTISEMENT

 

SmallJoys Copyright 2020. All rights reserved.

Privacy Policy